The Dirty
ROOSTER LOVE™
"Nothing says 'I love you' like a chicken riding a rooster."
$29.99
Toms RiDICKulous ThingsYou're Welcome
🔥 AS SEEN ON YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S BBQ 🔥
THE WORLD'S MOST RiDICKulous CHICKEN STAND.
Stainless steel. Dishwasher safe. Lifetime warranty. Free sunglasses for the bird. Guaranteed to make him laugh or your money back. No, really.
- ★★★★★ 5,000+ Sales
- 🚚 Free Shipping
- 🤝 Laugh or Refund
- ⭐ Etsy & Amazon
// PICK ONE. OR ALL FOUR. WE WON'T JUDGE.
CHOOSE YOUR CHAMPION
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🔥
FAN FAVOURITE
'MERICA BIKER™
"She rides hard. She grills harder."
$29.99
🍁 CANADIAN
LA CANUCK™
"What more do you want — a double-double and an apology, eh?"
$29.99
Flaming Hot
FLAMING BIKER™
"For when regular biking just isn't hot enough. Turns up the heat on everything."
$29.99
★ FREE SHIPPING ON RIDICKULOUS ORDERS OVER $50 ★ NO REFUNDS ON LAUGHTER ★
// THE PROCESS //
IT'S BASICALLY ROCKET SCIENCE.
(It's not. A golden retriever could do this. Probably.)
01
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BUY A 6-PACK
Drink 5 and three-quarters. Most important step. Do not rush. Do not skip.
02
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ASSEMBLE THE STAND
Can in the stand. Chicken on top. Sunglasses on. Do not question it.
03
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FIRE IT UP
Oven, BBQ, or smoker. Rotate every 15 mins. Have another beer. You've earned it.
04
🏆
ACCEPT GLORY
Most moist, crispy, ridiculous chicken your guests have ever seen. You're a legend.
No Gimmicks. Just Grit.
WHY TOM'S RiDICKulous THINGS?
Because nobody else has the guts — or the mustache — to make this stuff.
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Top Grade Stainless Steel
"Machined to last. Not some flimsy knockoff."
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Food Grade & Dishwasher Safe
"Toss it in. It handles it. Can you?"
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Lifetime Warranty
"No drama, no fine print, no nonsense."
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Free Sunglasses For The Chicken
"Style doesn't stop at the grill."
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Laugh-or-Money-Back Guarantee
"5 years. 5,000+ sales. Zero refunds. Ever."
CERTIFIED RIDICKULOUS
🔥🐔😎
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
10k+
Happy Customers
5.0
Star Rating
$0
Refunds Ever
∞
Year Warranty
REAL TALK · UNFILTERED
DON'T TAKE OUR
DON'T TAKE OUR
WORD FOR IT.
We told you it was ridiculous. They told everyone else.
★★★★★
"Easy to use, arrived early, used it twice — oven and grill. Both times perfect. The stand was a hit all by itself."
LEGIT★★★★★
"Not just a novelty. Cooks great, easy to clean. Genius design. Who comes up with this stuff?"
HOT★★★★★
"Best gift ever. He laughed. He also cried a little. Used it five times. Sunglasses always on. Always."
10/10★ GIFTABLE ★ HILARIOUS ★ UNFORGETTABLE ★ GIFTABLE ★ HILARIOUS ★ UNFORGETTABLE ★ GIFTABLE ★ HILARIOUS ★
CERTIFIED
RIDICKULOUS
RIDICKULOUS
DAD
APPROVED
APPROVED
№ 001 / GIFT DROP
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING.
“Except this. He definitely does not have this.”
🤝 LAUGH-OR-MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE — ZERO EXCEPTIONS
🛒 GET HIM ONE — FREE SHIPPING
“Ships 3–5 days USA & Canada. Lifetime warranty on every stand.”
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Machinist·Maker·Host
EST. AURORA, ON
— THE GUY BEHIND THE BIRD —
HI. I'M TOM.
"I'm a machinist from Aurora, Ontario who builds things — in a machine shop and on the internet. Toms RiDICKulous Things started because the world needed a better, funnier, more useful beer can chicken stand. Turns out, 5,000 people agreed. Every stand is machined from top-grade food-safe stainless steel, built to last a lifetime, and shipped with a pair of tiny sunglasses for your bird. If there's a party, I'm probably hosting it."
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